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take the previous poster's wish, pervert it so it bites them in the rear.

 

previous poster: "i wish for a million dollars"

you: "you get a million dollars. unfortunately, you are unable to explain how you came into this money and it is confiscated by police as possible drug money."

 

my wish: "i wish i could fly."

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Alright, that's actually interesting!

 

Previous post: "I wish I could fly."

Me: "You get your wish! When you wake up you see that wings sprouted from your back. It's painful but you're happy and can't wait to try your wings! It's easy to spot you in the sky and you get caught because scientist want to test on you and your wings. You wished for more freedom and you had it for a few minutes, but now you have none."

 

Tbh when I started imagining that^^ I was thinking about a bird reunion against you LOL.

 

My wish: "I wish I was a better person."

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Previous post: "I wish I was a better." 

Me: "You get your wish! You saved a family from drowning! After a boat started sinking. You throw 3 lifebelts which saved a mom, dad and baby! But you were too incompotent to throw the other lifebelts further than 10m, you wasted so much time that you could've used to call for help. You now witnessed the deaths of 89 tourists. 13 of which were babies. It was 2am and you were tired, so you simply left the scene. Unfortunate for you, cameras caught everything on tape, this evidence is used against you.

The authorities claim you're responsible for their deaths and you will spend 10 years in jail."

 

My wish: "Unify Europe under a Nationalist Socialist state, being the only nation to invade Russia successfully and exterminate terrorism in the Middle-East."

 

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Previous post: " Unify Europe under a Nationalist socialist state, being the only nation to invade Russia successfully and exterminate terrorism in the Middle-East."

 

Granted. Alas terrorist cells emerge all over Europe backed by US and pro-capitalist billionaires all over Europe. You are assassinated. Russians rebel. The whole state plunges into chaos.

 

My wish: I wish for a Volcano.

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previous post "I wish for a Volcano".

well, you get your volcano, but you and all your family has to live near the volcano, one day the volcano erups and all your family dies, except for your little sister, who becomes a prostitute to live.

 

my whish I want to eradicate pizza with pineapple of the world

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Previous post: "Eradicate pizza with pineapple of the world."

 

Your wish gets granted. Some people are definitely happier, Nature seems to have found balance again. But, in secret, a rebel group was formed: "Yellow Brawlers". Their objective was to infiltrate in every pizza house and when the time came: I'm not even going to describe what they did to your order but it was nasty :'s

Enjoy your pizza free of pineapple!

 

P.S. I hate it too. Don't kill me.

 

My wish: "I wish for the power to transform into any kind of animal."

 

 

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Previous post: "To transform into any kind of animal."

 

Naturally, your wish is granted but you may only transform into aquatic animals on land and terrestrial animals in water. So you find yourself limited to amphibians, birds and the weirder creatures like platypodes and lung-fish. You also notice that wherever you go, you are able to see a pineapple somewhere in the middle distance. Curious.

 

My wish: "To be able to enter any fictional realm."
Have fun :)

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Previous Post: "To be able to enter any fictional realm."

 

At first you struggle with the ability just trying simple hop in and outs until you discover a D&D book laying around. You wonder to yourself I've done these quests as a role play now is the time for the real deal! You enter the wold A beloved hero warrior off on another intrepid adventure! But as soon as you leave the grounds of the kingdom you hear a rumble in a near by bush. You go to investigate but roll poorly, falling down in to a pitfall trap breaking both your legs unable to hop out of this fictional realm.

 

My wish:"To be able to communicate with electronics.(Technopathy)

Looking forward in the next response!

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Previous post: "To be able to communicate with electronics."

 

Wish granted, lucky you! Or so you thought... It turns out all electronics are evil and there's only one thing they care to talk about: World Destruction! Our world it's made of machines and you find out that they plan to enslave us???? And it doesn't seem to be far away... Now, everytime you go to sleep, you think about how you can't do anything about it because no one will believe you and they will mostly likely have you commited you a mental institution. In fact, You are going mental with all that worry.

Just wait for them to find out that you can understand them...... :'s

 

My wish: "I wish to mesmerize everyone with my singing."

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Previous post: "I wish to mesmerize everyone with my singing."

 

Granted.

You finish your song. People are silent, staring at you.  

Then you realize you're standing in The School for the Deaf. 

 

 

My wish: "I wish I pass my upcoming exam with high marks."

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Previous post: "I wish I pass my upcoming exam with high marks."

 

Granted,

You score everything right on your upcomming exam.

But you had a 0 on all other upcomming exams and the ones you've done already.

You fail the year and have to redo it.

 

My wish: "I wish I had an immortal, obedient pet T-rex."

 

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Previous post: "I wish I had an immortal, obedient pet T-rex."

 

Your wish is granted.

You got an immortal obedient pet T-Rex that follows everyone's command that someone told it to leave you, so it did.

 

My wish: "I wish I could eat a really good torte."

 

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It is granted,

the torte was very good, but you can't eat any other torte after that, because nothing can compare to that one torte

 

My wish: "I wish I can live in a really peaceful world"

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it's granted.

 

but you need to keep fighting in order to maintain that peace.

 

my wish: "I wish I can get taller."

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It's granted. But you keep bumping your head on the ceiling.

 

My wish: "To be able to read entire books by glancing through them."

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Ye wish be granted, but there's a catch, you cannot read the same thing twice.

 

You read all the literature in the world, then after you've read everything, you realise there was no point and become infinitely bored, for there is nothing left to read.

 

My wish: "To be able to read minds"

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Wish: To be able to read minds.

 

Granted! You are now able to read minds. :> However, the person will immediately know that you are reading his/her mind.

 

My wish: End global warming.

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Previous: End global warming.

 

Gratz! Granted! USA, China, India and a handful of other countries started to notice that CO2 levels has decreased significantly, at its current rate, global warming will be a thing of the past! Oil factories and other corporate companies, which contributed greatly to CO2 emissions realise that none of their factories are working, and started losing money fast. Gone bankrupt in a few years. With the biggest cause of global warming: CO2 covering the atmosphere, now gone, plants around the world, which was heavily relying on CO2 to grow, can now no longer sustain themselves and cannot evolve rapidly enough to adapt to the new situation: death. Humans around the world are now praising the new fresh oxygen! Biologists, started a campaign for artificial CO2. Impossible. Failed. People are dropping dead rapidly(relatively fast), a new virus? No. They die of pure oxygen. Oh, did I mention an ice age? All of this happened in a new ice age. "We can make a movie out of that", were the last words of the ice age producers before they too succumbed to their fate: death. The end.

My wish: become top student in everything, then start my own company that makes me more bucks than google can even dream of.

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