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    I never knew this horrendous thread existed. Here's my contribution: Here's a small sad story from not so long ago of me, my light switch, and my carelessness and woe. This light switch was special in that it dangled from the ceiling A long fragile chain to be pulled only with careful feeling. For several careful years did this light switch thus perilously persist, Until one careless yank did tear the switch; now it desists. I stared in disbelief at the chain snapped there in my hand; my trusty partner I had slain its spirit now beyond this land. Now I can't reach my light switch, it too high and I too low. Failed me did that little bitch and left me on tiptoe.
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